I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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