Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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