Quick, to the slutcave!
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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