just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He? As in you personified your dick?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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