How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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