is your mom at the bar?
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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