I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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