Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Randomize
