Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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