OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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