you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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