S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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