i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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