as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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