is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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