what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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