32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
he thought i was a dude.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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