she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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