my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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