so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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