fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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