Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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