I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
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I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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