sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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