It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
so much tequila, so little girl.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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