Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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