Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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