I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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