i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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