So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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