we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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