Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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