So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Your cock deserves a montage
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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