Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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