I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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