dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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