We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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