he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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