so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We don't watch enough power rangers
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
