I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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