Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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