There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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I cuddled with a man named Pickles
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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