I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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