direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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