he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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