p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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