Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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