HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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