before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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