Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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