Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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