dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
This is the high leading the old right now
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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