i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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