there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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