his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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