What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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