It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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